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→ 14 Jan 13 at 2 am
→ 14 Jan 13 at 2 am
my wife, yup-okay made this beautiful picture of me.
this is the most hilarious picture. jurassic park is one of my favorite movies ever.
rearrange this sentence
yourself kill
kill this sentence
rearrange yourself
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→ 20 Jun 12 at 10 pm
→ 20 Jun 12 at 10 pm
I found Leonardo DiCaprio in my grandmothers yearbook from 1960….
Suuure “Judy Zipper”
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omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
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→ 23 May 12 at 3 pm
→ 23 May 12 at 3 pm
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
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